We're a pretty low-key group of folks here at Balihoo, and there's little in the day-to-day that causes contention. Among the would-be controversial elements in the office is my quasi-inflammatory desk calendar: Stuff White People Like.

If you haven't read this blog, you're missing out. If you think the content is more inappropriate than funny, you might consider lightening up. But I digress.
Inspired by my environment and a daily dose of SWPL, I've compiled the first unofficial list of Stuff Marketing People Like.
Jargon: If you hear someone at a party trying desperately to work the words "mechanicals," "reach and frequency," or "channel marketing" into a conversation, you can be confident that they're with an agency. If you hear them say "co-op marketing solution," "ad builder software," or "local marketing readiness," they're with Balihoo.
PowerPoint: With gifted designers and creative producers at their disposal, you'd expect marketing pros to have a better presentation format than PowerPoint. Check those expectations - we love us some branded slide decks.
Ridiculous Competitions: Mustache May... enough said.
Having Better Clients Than You: We're really blessed to work with innovative brands like Kohler, Specialized, and Chevron. That's not name dropping; I really mean it.
Being a Mac or a PC: It's not just about picking sides and talking trash. It's about having an identity: you're either a smart, efficient Account Manager or an edgy, nonchalant Creative Designer. The rest of the agency is slightly irrelevant, but encouraged to join the debate none the less.
Adult Beverages: Beer isn't just a drink, it's an attitude. We have plenty of both.
Big Budgets: You have a million dollars and an ambiguous goal? Please join me in front of my PC for a PowerPoint presentation on how I can triple your reach & frequency. Can I get you a beer?
Small Budgets: Big budgets are for kids and execs. A hardcore marketer loves a small budget, an awkward, disjointed market, and an impossible deadline. This is where heroes and ulcers are made.
Seeing Their Own Work: Back in my media buying days, I got a real kick out of seeing and hearing my clients' ads. And if you think that box under my desk is full of old betas and newspapers, well, you're right. Just dying to see some old dental commercials and smoothie ads? I thought you might be.
Logos: It's not vanity. But the metal is just shiny enough to see your own reflection among the many, many client icons.


If you haven't read this blog, you're missing out. If you think the content is more inappropriate than funny, you might consider lightening up. But I digress.
Inspired by my environment and a daily dose of SWPL, I've compiled the first unofficial list of Stuff Marketing People Like.
Jargon: If you hear someone at a party trying desperately to work the words "mechanicals," "reach and frequency," or "channel marketing" into a conversation, you can be confident that they're with an agency. If you hear them say "co-op marketing solution," "ad builder software," or "local marketing readiness," they're with Balihoo.
PowerPoint: With gifted designers and creative producers at their disposal, you'd expect marketing pros to have a better presentation format than PowerPoint. Check those expectations - we love us some branded slide decks.
Ridiculous Competitions: Mustache May... enough said.
Having Better Clients Than You: We're really blessed to work with innovative brands like Kohler, Specialized, and Chevron. That's not name dropping; I really mean it.
Being a Mac or a PC: It's not just about picking sides and talking trash. It's about having an identity: you're either a smart, efficient Account Manager or an edgy, nonchalant Creative Designer. The rest of the agency is slightly irrelevant, but encouraged to join the debate none the less.
Adult Beverages: Beer isn't just a drink, it's an attitude. We have plenty of both.
Big Budgets: You have a million dollars and an ambiguous goal? Please join me in front of my PC for a PowerPoint presentation on how I can triple your reach & frequency. Can I get you a beer?
Small Budgets: Big budgets are for kids and execs. A hardcore marketer loves a small budget, an awkward, disjointed market, and an impossible deadline. This is where heroes and ulcers are made.
Seeing Their Own Work: Back in my media buying days, I got a real kick out of seeing and hearing my clients' ads. And if you think that box under my desk is full of old betas and newspapers, well, you're right. Just dying to see some old dental commercials and smoothie ads? I thought you might be.
Logos: It's not vanity. But the metal is just shiny enough to see your own reflection among the many, many client icons.




rarity.
